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Going GloLo - The Elephant Returns
Article By: Chris Skinner
Saturday, October 24, 2020 3:12 PM EDT
Having another conversation with the elephant in the room, i.e. the economy.
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Talking To The Elephant In The Room
Article By: Chris Skinner
Saturday, October 10, 2020 9:10 AM EDT
Why you should invest in companies that understand digital and physical in the new world of limited movement, limited travel and limited societies.
In this article: FDX, UPS, DPSGY, OCDGF
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September Is Not 'The Cruelest Month' - Despite Thursday
Article By: Joseph Shaefer
Sunday, September 6, 2020 4:04 PM EDT
Analysts spend volumes debating why is September such a poor month to get through? Wrong question. Ask first if there is any validity to this oft-repeated fable. It has been told so many times that many people believe it.
In this article: QQQ, DJI
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Rise Of The Cyporks: Elon Musk Demonstrates Neuralink On A Pig Named Gertrude
Article By: Tyler Durden
Monday, August 31, 2020 12:00 AM EDT
We will count down the days until we hear that Neuralink has raised more money and be sure to keep our readers informed of when that happens.
In this article: TSLA
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Time To Sell Apple Stock? Apple Stock Split Update
Video By: Ryan Mallory
Saturday, August 29, 2020 12:10 PM EDT
With the stock split upon us, traders have to decided to buy Apple stock before the split, not fully understanding what the split means. The stock price is too high at this point, and this video advises you on whether you should buy or sell Apple.
In this video: AAPL Also: TSLA
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What's Behind The Worst Kept Market Secret Of The Past Three Months: JPMorgan Explains
Article By: Tyler Durden
Sunday, July 19, 2020 4:48 PM EDT
S&P 500 returns during the day session have been flat as a pancake since the start of May, while over the same time period, gains during the overnight session have been a diagonal line, accounting for all of the market's upside since May 1.
In this article: SPX
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JPMorgan Concludes The World Is Drowning In Too Much Debt For Stocks To Go Down Again
Article By: Tyler Durden
Sunday, July 5, 2020 5:21 PM EDT
In summary, there is just too much debt in the world right now for either interest rates to go up again, or for stocks to go down. The system will continue growing on the back of trillions and trillions in debt, until everything comes crashing down.
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The World As A Giant Lego Tower
Article By: Global Economic Intersection
Wednesday, July 1, 2020 2:53 AM EDT
Over the history of the Lego company, more than 600 billion plastic bricks have been produced, which means about a hundred bricks for every living person on Earth.
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The World Of Finance, As Defined By Urban Dictionary
Article By: Benzinga
Sunday, June 14, 2020 6:20 AM EDT
The following are some of the interesting, savvy and sometimes spot-on ways that laypeople define and use common market lingo in the modern vernacular.
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Banking Is Not About Relationships - It’s About Secrets
Article By: Chris Skinner
Monday, April 27, 2020 3:52 AM EDT
I’ve heard all my life about relationship management and the idea that, at the heart of banking, it’s all about relationships.
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Quentin Tarantino Is A Messenger Of God
Article By: Reid Holloway
Monday, April 27, 2020 2:45 AM EDT
"Once upon a time...in Hollywood" is great movie entertainment. But through its plot and characters it is also a premier-night Klieg light illuminating financial and marketplace opportunity.
In this article: TLT
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The No Corona Episode
Video By: Joseph Cox
Thursday, April 2, 2020 11:07 PM EDT
Are you tired of Corona? Do you feel like you're ready to hear about anything else? This is the video for you. In this episode we review the top stories that have nothing to do with Corona.
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Why Would You Buy Junk Bonds?
Article By: Charles Sizemore
Sunday, March 29, 2020 12:27 AM EDT
It was only a few weeks ago that junk bond yields were trading near all-time lows, just barely above 5%. That’s ludicrous, of course, and they call these “junk bonds” for a reason.
In this article: EPD, KMI, MO, O
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Brutal Truths: How To Get A Job As An Equity Analyst
Article By: ValueWalk
Thursday, March 26, 2020 1:09 AM EDT
What Portfolio Manager potentials employers are actually looking for?
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The Thing In The Sky - A Coronavirus Story
Video By: Joseph Cox
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 5:13 AM EDT
In case it isn't clear, I am calling for a shutdown of a pre-determined and limited duration (a few weeks) during which capacity should be ramped up as aggressively as possible.
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Stocks And Precious Metals Charts - The End Of The Beginning - Crash Of 2020
Article By: Jesse's Cafe Americain
Saturday, March 14, 2020 1:34 PM EDT
Stocks were utterly hammered this week. Hammered. This is a direct result of the bloated and over-inflated condition that US stocks had reached, thanks in large part to the Fed, the Administration, and the usual suspects in the financial class.
In this article: SPX Also: GLD, SLV, VIX
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